mothers... UNITE!!

okay - so there are somethings i've been thinking about and i really feel if i were to spread the word... perhaps something could really happen.

why not make liposuction MANDATORY with all childbirth deliveries. come on ladies... i can't possibly be the ONLY mother on earth who loathes shopping for the ULTIMATE pair of jeans or, *gasp* a bathing suit... anyway... yes, i feel strongly about this. it's not merely a cosmetic procedure - okay well maybe it is. but i'm sure we can find SOME sort of justification to get this done...

now - for moms of c-sections... i speak from personal experience, mind you... with each c-section, not only do i suggest mandatory liposuction but also, a tummy tuck. how many of you c-section moms out there love to see you fantastic scar grinning up at you as you slide into your clothes each morning? anyone? didn't think so. not only are we reminded of our motherhood-dom each time we hear, 'MOMMM come check out this cool bug..' or 'MOMMM come kill this creepy bug!', we're also reminded by a scar AND a nice little 'pocket' of dead tissue that will never go away. NEVER. GO. A. WAY. I have done crunches til i can no longer lift my head, i've done push ups til i can no longer push UP, hand weights, stair climbing... adjusted my eating habits yet i'm still destined to have a kangaroo belly with an eyebrow.

i just hope the next man i find can look past this eyesore and into my soul to see how truly perfect i am. ;-)